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Smash Burgers, Popcorn Chicken & More: Kid-Approved Meals That Actually Work
Here’s the deal: when the kids are fed, the whole family’s vibe is chef’s kiss. But if your little one’s picky and you’ve been stuck googling “kid-friendly meals,” you know the struggle is real. Don’t stress – we’ve got the fix for your picky eaters. Our kid-approved menu is here to save your dinner game.
We get it. Kids are cute, but they’re crazy picky. Instead of begging them to eat something they’ll push away, we’ve hacked some of your favorite Smash House meals and turned them into kid-sized wonders. And yeah, we tossed in a little prize with every meal to keep them hyped. Here’s the playbook:
SMASH BURGER
The “305” isn't here to play. Raw onion smashed into the patty, with vegan cheese and smash sauce on the side. Once you go 305, you'll never go back.
Kid-Size Versions of Grown-Up Faves
Ever notice how your toddler won’t touch their plate but will steal half of yours? Time to turn that into a win. We’ve miniaturized your favorite Smash House meals on the menu, so your kid gets their own (that they’ll actually eat).
- Kids’ Smash Burger
Mini, but mighty. This isn’t just a smaller burger. It’s the full Smash experience, with a juicy patty, melty vegan cheese, and Smash Sauce on the side. Paired with fries and a juice box – your kid will feel like the boss of the table. - Popcorn Chicken
Tiny crispy chicken pieces that are perfect for little hands. They’re crunchy, delicious, and ready for your kid to say, “I got this!” No mess, no stress, just bites of happiness. Plus fries and juice? Total win.
Oh, and did we mention each kids’ meal comes with it’s own cool prize? Yeah, we can’t believe it either.
Classic Eats with a Twist
Some things never change, and that’s what makes them great. We’ve got all the kid meal classics that always hit the spot, even for the pickiest of eaters.
- Chicken Tendies
Golden, crispy, and totally grab-able. These tenders are basically magic for getting your little one to eat. No mess, just crispy perfection. They’ll be munching while you get to finish your own meal for once. - Kids’ Hotdog
Simple, satisfying, and all about that bite-size joy. Throw in fries and a juice box, and you’ve got a meal that’ll keep your kid happy and out of your hair while you finally get a minute to breathe.
Get the Whole Fam In, or Get It Delivered
Picture it: The whole fam around the table – no tantrums, no “I’m not hungry” meltdowns. Just happy kids munching on Smash House meals. Sounds too good to be true? Not when you order from us. Come by Smash House, or get those meals delivered straight to your door. Because the only thing better than a happy kid? A happy parent!
